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Den här unisex-tröjan har Theranos-logotypen med en torr statusuppdatering under: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Est. 2003 — Results pending.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e En perfekt present till biotechinvesterare, riskkapitalister, due diligence-nördar och alla som någon gång har suttit igenom en pitch som var lite för bra för att vara sann.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMer från företagshistoriens hall of fame: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/unisex-tee-bear-stearns\"\u003eBear Stearns Liquidity Pending T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/unisex-tee-lehman-brothers-risk-on-department\"\u003eLehman Brothers Risk-On Department T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/mug-theranos\"\u003eTheranos Results Pending Mug\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEn parodidesign. 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Den sitter fint, behåller formen och passar perfekt i lager-på-lager-stilar med streetwear-känsla. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100 % bomull\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey: 90 % bomull, 10 % polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey: 99 % bomull, 1 % polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Melerade färger: 50 % bomull, 50 % polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tygvikt: 5,0–5,3 oz\/yd² (170–180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Open end-garn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Rundstickat tyg utan sidosömmar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Förstärkt band vid nacke och axlar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dubbelsöm vid ärmar och nederkant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBra att veta: \u003cbr\u003e\n• På grund av tygets egenskaper kan färgen White se benvit ut snarare än kritvit.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Färgen Natural har naturligt små mörka prickar i tyget.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDen här produkten tillverkas för dig först när du har beställt, och därför tar leveransen lite längre tid. Att tillverka på beställning i stället för i stora partier minskar överproduktionen, så tack för att du handlar genomtänkt!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nÅldersgräns: För vuxna\u003cbr\u003e\nEU-garanti: 2 år\u003cbr\u003e\nÖvrig information om efterlevnad: Uppfyller kraven för brandsäkerhet samt gränsvärden för bly, kadmium, ftalater och formaldehyd.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nI enlighet med EU:s allmänna produktsäkerhetsförordning (GPSR) säkerställer \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e att alla konsumentprodukter som erbjuds är säkra och uppfyller EU:s krav. 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