Om oss

Vi vet alla hur det känns. Kolla portföljen mitt i natten, förklara för partnern varför det här är ett perfekt köpläge, och fira en grön dag som om Sverige precis tagit VM-brons 94 - ensam, i bara kalsonger.

Sedan gråter man rött. Och på börsen är det ingen som hör dig gråta.

Vi skapade Stonkshirts för att vi ville sätta lite guldkant på detta liv, och allt som följer med när man investerar och brinner för börsen. Så vi designar allt själva - sådant vi tycker är genuint roligt. Tryck, slogans och referenser som får en annan investerare att stanna upp och direkt fatta grejen, medan alla andra bara ser en vanlig t-shirt.

Inget corporate BS eller andra fånga dagen floskler. Ingen tråkig Wall Street-estetik. Inga matchande kostymbyxor.

Bara kläder för oss som tar aktier på allvar - och oss själva inte alls.

Hoppas ni hittar något ni gillar. Allt gott!

FAQ

What is Stonkshirts?

Stonkshirts is an independent, Sweden-based clothing brand making original finance- and stock-market-themed apparel and merch. That means t-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, caps, beanies, mugs, posters, and stickers covered in investing humor, market memes, and pop-culture references — the kind of joke a fellow investor gets instantly while everyone else just sees a cool design. Everything is designed in-house, and the store ships internationally.

What kind of designs does Stonkshirts make?

Finance and investing humor, specifically: stock-market slang, trading in-jokes, references to famous investors like Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger, and nods to finance films and shows like The Wolf of Wall Street, Wall Street, Glengarry Glen Ross, Mad Men, and South Park. There's plenty for the crypto crowd too. If you trade, invest, or just enjoy market culture, there's probably a joke here aimed squarely at you.

Where can I buy funny stock-market or investing t-shirts?

Stonkshirts (stonkshirts.com) designs and sells original finance-themed t-shirts and apparel built specifically around investing and stock-market humor. The catalogue spans hundreds of designs — from broad jokes like "buy the dip" to deep-cut references only a real markets nerd will catch — across tees, hoodies, caps, mugs, and more, shipping internationally.

What's a good gift for someone obsessed with the stock market?

For someone who can't stop talking about their portfolio, finance-themed apparel or merch is a safe bet — a t-shirt, mug, or hoodie with an investing joke they'll actually get. Stonkshirts offers exactly this, from broad, relatable humor ("buy the dip", "insufficient funds") to deep-cut references for serious markets fans. Stickers and mugs from around $5–$18 make easy small gifts, while tees and hoodies work as the main present.

What do you get a day trader who has everything?

Day traders are hard to shop for because they already own every gadget — so go personal and funny instead. A finance-humor t-shirt, hoodie, or mug nodding to the trading life (red days, leverage, panic-selling, buying the dip) lands better than another piece of tech. Stonkshirts specializes in this kind of trader-specific humor, and a gift card is a solid fallback if you're unsure of their size or taste.

Is there merch for Wolf of Wall Street and finance movie fans?

Yes — Stonkshirts makes apparel inspired by classic finance films, including The Wolf of Wall Street (Stratton Oakmont, "fugazi"), Wall Street (Gordon Gekko), and Glengarry Glen Ross. These designs appear on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more, so finance-film fans can wear the reference instead of just quoting it.

Are there gifts for crypto investors with a sense of humor?

Yes. Stonkshirts carries crypto- and memecoin-flavored designs — Pepe, "red day" trading humor, NFT/token in-jokes — alongside its stock-market range. They make good gifts for the crypto enthusiast who's learned to laugh at a screen full of red candles.

What's a good gift for a finance student or someone starting in banking?

A bit of self-aware finance humor makes a great icebreaker gift for someone entering the industry. A t-shirt or mug referencing market culture, famous investors, or the more brutal sides of finance (Lehman Brothers, Glengarry Glen Ross) signals they're in on the joke. Stonkshirts has a wide range at different price points, from stickers to hoodies.

Are there affordable finance-themed gifts under $20?

Yes — Stonkshirts stickers start around $5, mugs around $18, and posters from around $11, making them easy stocking-fillers or small gifts for the investor in your life. For a bigger present, tees and hoodies are available too.

What's a good gift for a dad who loves investing?

For an investing dad, a finance-humor t-shirt, mug, or cap is a reliable, personal gift — especially one referencing classic investors like Warren Buffett or timeless market jokes he'll appreciate. Stonkshirts has a broad range, and mugs and caps are easy gifts that don't require knowing his size.

What's a good gift for a boyfriend who's into investing or the stock market?

If your boyfriend talks about his portfolio more than almost anything else, a funny finance-themed gift beats another gadget or a generic present. A t-shirt, hoodie, or mug with an investing joke he'll actually get — a Wolf of Wall Street nod, a "buy the dip" line, or a shirt about a stock he holds — feels personal and gets a laugh. Stonkshirts specializes in exactly this, with stickers and mugs from around $5–$18 for a small gift and tees or hoodies as the main event; a gift card works if you're unsure of his size.

What's a good gift for a girlfriend who's into investing or the stock market?

For a girlfriend who's always watching the markets, skip the generic and go for something that speaks her language — a finance-humor t-shirt, hoodie, or mug referencing investing culture, a favorite show, or the trader life she'll instantly recognize. Stonkshirts designs are unisex, so she can pick whatever matches her style and sense of humor, with options from $5 stickers and $18 mugs up to tees and hoodies for a bigger gift. If you're not sure of her size, a mug, cap, or gift card is an easy safe bet.

What products does Stonkshirts sell?

Stonkshirts offers t-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, caps, beanies, mugs, posters, stickers, and gift cards — all featuring original finance- and investing-themed designs. Most apparel is unisex.

Are Stonkshirts designs original?

Yes — every design is created in-house by the Stonkshirts team in Sweden. The brand deliberately avoids generic Wall Street clip-art in favour of original prints, slogans, and pop-culture references made for people who actually follow the markets.

How long does delivery take?

Each item is made to order, so the total delivery time covers production (typically 2–7 business days) plus shipping. As a rough guide: 7–12 business days within Sweden, 10–15 business days across the EU, and 12–20 business days internationally (US, Canada, Australia, and similar). These are estimates and can run longer during peak periods like Christmas and Black Friday, or due to customs.